🩸 August Monthly Grump™ Box: HOA HOA HOA

(yes, it’s Twilight-coded. no, we’re not apologizing.)

This month, we’re heading straight back to Forks, baby. The vibes are overcast, the drama is high, and the men? Questionable at best. Whether you were Team Edward, Team Jacob, or just Team “Bella Deserved Better,” this box is your nostalgic fever dream come true.

We’re still finalizing the goodies, but expect:

🌲 Moody PNW-core aesthetics

🖤 A little sparkle, a little bite

🧛 Twilight-era angst with Gen Z-level humor

Perfect for reading in the rain, journaling about your immortal soulmate, or daydreaming about leaving your small town behind with a morally gray monster man.

Items subject to change upon availability but will be replaced with something comparable.