I typically ship out orders Wednesday through Friday, and most ready-to-ship items go out within 15 business days, not counting weekends or major holidays (because I’m not the USPS and I do, in fact, need sleep).

For preorders or subscription boxes, the ship date will be listed in the product description—yes, you should totally read it.😌

Not yet, sorry babes. USPS is wild with those fees. Currently we only ship within the U.S.—but international expansion is in the “delusional dream” folder. Stay tuned.

As soon as your order ships, you’ll get an email with a tracking link. Click that link any time to see where your package is and when it’ll arrive.

If you can’t find the email, check your spam folder (sometimes the gremlins hide it there). Still nothing? Reach out through my contact form with your order number and I’ll resend your tracking info.

Due to the handmade and limited-edition nature of my items, I don’t offer refunds.

If your order arrives damaged or cursed by the USPS, email me (lianna@grumpygreetings.co) and we’ll work something out.

I’m chaotic, not heartless.