Orders are paused while we restructure things behind the scenes to make shipping faster and the shop stronger when we reopen.

If you placed an order before the pause: don't worry, it's still being processed. You'll get an email notification the moment it ships.

No reopen date yet — but you'll hear it first on Threads. Follow @grumpygreetings.co for updates, chaos, and the eventual 'we're back' announcement. 🖤