👑 May Monthly Grump™ Box: In My Villain Era

Welcome to your villain origin story. May’s Monthly Grump™ box is for the baddies, the boundary-setters, the “I’m not the problem, you are” crowd. Whether you’re plotting in silence or popping off in the group chat, this box was curated for your inner anti-heroine.

Inside you’ll find:

🖤 A smiley keychain (because being terrifying can also be adorable)

🖤 A safety whistle keychain—functional, fierce, and loud (like you)

🖤 An undercover key knife for your ✨just in case✨ vibes

🖤 A silver snake ring to channel your villain energy, stylishly

🖤 A set of feminist + political stickers (liberal-leaning because duh)

🖤 A mystery USB-C dongle charm—for your phone, Kindle, or just the ✨aesthetic✨

This box is bold, bratty, and beautifully unbothered. Limited quantities available, because chaos comes in small batches. 🐍💅

Items subject to change upon availability but will be replaced with something comparable.