The Grumpy Gamble

$35.00

THE GRUMPY GAMBLE
YOU GIVE ME VIBES. I GIVE YOU CHAOS. THAT'S THE DEAL.

EACH GRUMPY GAMBLE COMES WITH: 🎲 ONE (1) BIG SURPRISE ITEM— could be a tote, could be a tee, could be a cup, a tumbler, YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL IT'S IN YOUR HANDS ✨ A FEW LITTLE EXTRAS— stickers, a greeting card, a keychain, a notebook, whatever chaos I deem worthy of your energy.

HOW THIS WORKS: LEAVE A NOTE AT CHECKOUT WITH:

your vibe (be specific. give me a whole personality. I'm working with this)
your shirt size, JUST IN CASE, no promises

THEN YOU LET GO. YOU SURRENDER CONTROL. YOU TRUST A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOU.

no previews. no swaps. no "wait can I pick." you rolled the dice, this is what the dice said.
perfect for unhinged girlies, chaos goblins, or anyone who wants mail that feels like a personality test they didn't study for.

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