Okay so here’s the deal. You’ve read a book in public and prayed nobody looked over your shoulder. You’ve said “it’s for the plot” with a straight face. You have a list of fictional men who have ruined real ones for you forever.
You get 5 stickers from the spicy shelf. Which 5? A lady never tells. Slap them on your Kindle case, your e-reader, or the inside cover where only the real ones will find them.
$15, 5 stickers, curated with the energy of someone who checks the page count of chapter 23 before committing.
one bed. that’s the whole sentence.