Okay so here’s the deal. You own more dice than any one person needs, and you’re still buying more. You’ve spent 45 minutes debating a door. You’ve built an elaborate backstory for a character who died in session two. Your DM has a look, and you know exactly which one.
You get 5 stickers from the loot pile. Which 5? Roll a d20 and find out (the d20 is me, and I already rolled). Slap them on your dice tray, your DM screen, or your laptop so everyone knows what you’re doing on Friday nights.
$15, 5 stickers, curated with the energy of a bard who tried to seduce the dragon.
natural 20. probably. don’t check.
