MERRY GRUMPAS: 12 Days of Stickers
$42+ worth of stickers for $32. Free sticker book included. You’re welcome.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS? NO? GREAT. NEITHER ARE WE.
Merry Grumpas is an advent calendar for people who’d rather not. It has 12 numbered envelopes, with one sticker surprise to open every day. None of them are Christmas stickers. No reindeer. No elves. Just weird little guys and bad attitudes, delivered daily while the world screams jingle bells at you.
Bought separately, these stickers would cost you $42. Here you get all 12 for $32, plus a reusable sticker book to keep them in. Collect them, rearrange them, and pretend you’re organized. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.
What’s inside:
- 12 numbered envelopes, one to open each day
- 12 fun, unhinged, not-even-slightly-festive stickers ($42+ value)
- A FREE reusable sticker book that keeps working long after the holidays are over
Pre-order now. Ships by Nov 24 so it arrives in time for your countdown to absolutely nothing.
Start on December 13 to finish on Christmas, or rip them all open on December 1 like a feral goblin. We don’t make the rules. Actually we do, and there aren’t any.
