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Shopify won't let me remove colors so here is your warning: don't be a fucking idiot and get a print that is black on a black or navy shirt. Don't be an idiot again and get a white print on a white shirt. Don't be an idiot. If you do, I will yell at you. Thank you for your patronage. ⚠️
Details & Fit
Classic unisex fit, side-seamed and shoulder-taped for durability. Made from Bella + Canvas' premium Airlume cotton/poly blend — basically the 3001's cooler, more refined sibling. Please allow 8–10 days for processing.
Why $31?
Because we give a damn. Ethically sourced, hand-pressed, and made using eco-conscious methods: bluesign®-approved dyes, solar-powered facilities, zero-landfill scrap policy, and FLA/WRAP certified production (only 30 companies worldwide have that accreditation).
Care Instructions
Wash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low. This keeps your tee looking and feeling its best for longer.
Design Credit: Artwork used in this product is purchased from a DTF printer or directly from the artist, with a valid commercial use license.
