Feral Holiday Card Box Sets (8-Pack)

Note: In order to ensure we have enough time to prepare your card sets, sales for these packs end November 20th, 2026 and ship out by November 24th.

Ho-ho-holy hell, the holidays are here again.
If you’re tired of cookie-cutter Christmas cards with smiling snowmen and fake joy, you’ve come to the right place.

Each box includes 8 identical cards of your chosen design — featuring your favorite blend of sarcasm, spite, and seasonal spirit. 

All cards are BLANK inside and feature a trendy white border.

🎁 Perfect for:
 • Friends with resting Grinch face
 • Coworkers who peaked at the holiday party
 • Family members who need to be taken down a peg
 • Or yourself, because therapy’s expensive

✨ Choose Your Design:
 1. I Do It For The Ho’s – Santa’s slut era.
 2. Merry Fuck This Shit – For when you’re festive but over it.
 3. Deck The Fucking Halls Yourself – The cats have won.
 4. Everything’s Still Terrible – Seasonal depression, but make it merry.
 5. This Christmas, I Hope You Get Everything You Asked For – Dark humor deluxe.
 6. Yule Do – Bare minimum energy, maximum accuracy.
 7. Challah-lah-lah-lah – Festive carbs supremacy.
 8. You Smell Like Beef & Cheese – Elf-core chaos.
 9. Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfucker – Because Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
 10. I Don’t Believe In You Either, Bitch – Santa, but petty.