Okay so here’s the deal. You’ve been woken up at 4am by something being knocked off a shelf, slowly and while making eye contact. You’ve sat in an uncomfortable position for 45 minutes because getting up would mean disturbing the loaf. You’ve bought a $60 cat bed, and they chose the box it came in.
You get 5 stickers from the cat mom vault. Which 5? You’ll find out the same way you find out what’s under the couch: eventually, and with no explanation. Slap them on your laptop, your water bottle, or the one surface your cat hasn’t claimed yet (good luck).
$15, 5 stickers, curated with the energy of someone covered in fur who’s at peace with it.
no thoughts, just cat.
