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Thank you for your patronage. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⚠️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClassic unisex fit, side-seamed and shoulder-taped for durability. Made from Bella + Canvas' premium Airlume cotton\/poly blend — basically the 3001's cooler, more refined sibling. Please allow 8–10 days for processing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy $31?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause we give a damn. Ethically sourced, hand-pressed, and made using eco-conscious methods: bluesign®-approved dyes, solar-powered facilities, zero-landfill scrap policy, and FLA\/WRAP certified production (only 30 companies worldwide have that accreditation).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low. 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