{"product_id":"merry-grumpas-12-days-of-stickers","title":"MERRY GRUMPAS: 12 Days of Stickers","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMERRY GRUMPAS: 12 Days of Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e$42+ worth of stickers for $32. Free sticker book included. You’re welcome.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eARE YOU READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS? NO? GREAT. NEITHER ARE WE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMerry Grumpas is an advent calendar for people who’d rather not. It has 12 numbered envelopes, with one sticker surprise to open every day. None of them are Christmas stickers. No reindeer. No elves. Just weird little guys and bad attitudes, delivered daily while the world screams jingle bells at you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBought separately, these stickers would cost you $42. Here you get all 12 for $32, plus a \u003cstrong\u003ereusable sticker book\u003c\/strong\u003e to keep them in. Collect them, rearrange them, and pretend you’re organized. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 numbered envelopes, one to open each day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 fun, unhinged, not-even-slightly-festive stickers ($42+ value)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA FREE reusable sticker book that keeps working long after the holidays are over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order now.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships by Nov 24 so it arrives in time for your countdown to absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStart on December 13 to finish on Christmas, or rip them all open on December 1 like a feral goblin. We don’t make the rules. \u003cem\u003eActually\u003c\/em\u003e we do, and there aren’t any.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48767731204233,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/MillennialNostalgia_1.png?v=1792860052","url":"https:\/\/grumpygreetings.co\/products\/merry-grumpas-12-days-of-stickers","provider":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}