{"product_id":"feral-holiday-card-box-sets-8-pack","title":"Feral Holiday Card Box Sets (8-Pack)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: In order to ensure we have enough time to prepare your card sets, sales for these packs \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eend\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNovember 20th, 2026 and ship out by November 24th.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHo-ho-holy hell, the holidays are here again.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you’re tired of cookie-cutter Christmas cards with smiling snowmen and fake joy, you’ve come to the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach box includes 8 identical cards of your chosen design — featuring your favorite blend of sarcasm, spite, and seasonal spirit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll cards are BLANK inside and feature a trendy white border.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e • Friends with resting Grinch face\u003cbr\u003e • Coworkers who peaked at the holiday party\u003cbr\u003e • Family members who need to be taken down a peg\u003cbr\u003e • Or yourself, because therapy’s expensive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Choose Your Design:\u003cbr\u003e 1. I Do It For The Ho’s – Santa’s slut era.\u003cbr\u003e 2. Merry Fuck This Shit – For when you’re festive but over it.\u003cbr\u003e 3. Deck The Fucking Halls Yourself – The cats have won.\u003cbr\u003e 4. Everything’s Still Terrible – Seasonal depression, but make it merry.\u003cbr\u003e 5. This Christmas, I Hope You Get Everything You Asked For – Dark humor deluxe.\u003cbr\u003e 6. Yule Do – Bare minimum energy, maximum accuracy.\u003cbr\u003e 7. Challah-lah-lah-lah – Festive carbs supremacy.\u003cbr\u003e 8. You Smell Like Beef \u0026amp; Cheese – Elf-core chaos.\u003cbr\u003e 9. Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfucker – Because Die Hard is a Christmas movie.\u003cbr\u003e 10. I Don’t Believe In You Either, Bitch – Santa, but petty.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"I Do It For The Ho’s","offer_id":44835351134345,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Merry Fuck This Shit","offer_id":44835351167113,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deck The Fucking Halls Yourself","offer_id":44835351199881,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Everything’s Still Terrible","offer_id":44835351232649,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"This Christmas I Hope You Get Everything You Asked For","offer_id":44835351265417,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yule Do","offer_id":44835362930825,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Challah-lah-lah-lah","offer_id":44835351298185,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"You Smell Like Beef \u0026 Cheese (Elf Inspired)","offer_id":44835351330953,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker (Die Hard Inspired)","offer_id":44835351363721,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I Don’t Believe In You Either Bitch","offer_id":44835351396489,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Variety Pack (Does not include Yule or Challah)","offer_id":44845636321417,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/grumpygreetingschristmas.png?v=1761947824","url":"https:\/\/grumpygreetings.co\/products\/feral-holiday-card-box-sets-8-pack","provider":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}