{"product_id":"a-well-read-woman-is-a-dangerous-creature-t-shirt","title":"A Well Read Woman Is A Dangerous Creature T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Hello. You are not an idiot... yet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShopify won't let me remove colors so here is your warning: don't be a fucking idiot and get a print that is black on a black or navy shirt. Don't be an idiot again and get a white print on a white shirt. Don't be an idiot. If you do, I will yell at you. Thank you for your patronage. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⚠️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClassic unisex fit, side-seamed and shoulder-taped for durability. Made from Bella + Canvas' premium Airlume cotton\/poly blend — basically the 3001's cooler, more refined sibling. Please allow 8–10 days for processing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy $31?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause we give a damn. Ethically sourced, hand-pressed, and made using eco-conscious methods: bluesign®-approved dyes, solar-powered facilities, zero-landfill scrap policy, and FLA\/WRAP certified production (only 30 companies worldwide have that accreditation).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low. This keeps your tee looking and feeling its best for longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Credit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Artwork used in this product is purchased from a DTF printer or directly from the artist, with a valid commercial use license.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ XS","offer_id":47928817221769,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":47928817254537,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":47928817287305,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":47928817320073,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47928817352841,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928817385609,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928817418377,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928817451145,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ XS","offer_id":47928817483913,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ S","offer_id":47928817516681,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ M","offer_id":47928817549449,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ L","offer_id":47928817582217,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47928817614985,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928817647753,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928817680521,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Charity Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928817713289,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XS","offer_id":47928817746057,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":47928817778825,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":47928817811593,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":47928817844361,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":47928817877129,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928817909897,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928817942665,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928817975433,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ XS","offer_id":47928818008201,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ S","offer_id":47928818040969,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ M","offer_id":47928818073737,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ L","offer_id":47928818106505,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ XL","offer_id":47928818139273,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928818172041,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928818204809,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928818237577,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ XS","offer_id":47928818270345,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ S","offer_id":47928818303113,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ M","offer_id":47928818335881,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ L","offer_id":47928818368649,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ XL","offer_id":47928818401417,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928818434185,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928818466953,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928818499721,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":47928818532489,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":47928818565257,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":47928818598025,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":47928818630793,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47928818663561,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928818696329,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928818729097,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928818761865,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ XS","offer_id":47928818794633,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ S","offer_id":47928818827401,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ M","offer_id":47928818860169,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ L","offer_id":47928818892937,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ XL","offer_id":47928818925705,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928818958473,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928818991241,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Storm \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928819024009,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":47928819056777,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":47928819089545,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":47928819122313,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":47928819155081,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47928819187849,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928819220617,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928819253385,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928819286153,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XS","offer_id":47928819318921,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ S","offer_id":47928819351689,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ M","offer_id":47928819384457,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ L","offer_id":47928819417225,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XL","offer_id":47928819449993,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928819482761,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928819515529,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928819548297,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ XS","offer_id":47928819581065,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ S","offer_id":47928819613833,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ M","offer_id":47928819646601,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ L","offer_id":47928819679369,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ XL","offer_id":47928819712137,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928819744905,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928819777673,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928819810441,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/Heather_Storm.png?v=1786209742","url":"https:\/\/grumpygreetings.co\/products\/a-well-read-woman-is-a-dangerous-creature-t-shirt","provider":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}