{"title":"Mystery Sticker Packs","description":"\u003cp\u003eFive mystery stickers in the theme of your choice, because you have enough decisions to make.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"millennial-nostalgia-mystery-sticker-pack","title":"Millennial Nostalgia Mystery Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay so here's the deal. You were raised by dial-up noises, gel pens, and an away message you rewrote eleven times so your crush would think you were mysterious. You are now an adult with a back that hurts and a 401(k) that's mostly vibes. This pack is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get 5 stickers from the millennial nostalgia pile. You do NOT get to know which 5. That's the gamble. Could be peak 2004. Could be a design that makes you text your group chat \"WAIT DO YOU REMEMBER.\" Either way you will feel something, and in this economy that's a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$15, 5 stickers, hand-picked by a fellow survivor of low-rise jeans and frosted tips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eadd to cart. be kind, rewind. godspeed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48565854175369,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/1_85b0544b-6139-44a6-9241-84031b61c109.png?v=1792783465"},{"product_id":"yeehaw-southern-mystery-sticker-pack","title":"Yeehaw Southern Mystery Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay so here's the deal. This pack is for y'all who say \"bless your heart\" and mean every single possible version of it. For the ones who drink sweet tea like it's a personality trait, and the ones who left the South but kept the accent for emergencies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get 5 stickers from the yeehaw pile. Which 5? Absolutely not telling you. Could be cowperson chaos. Could be pure Southern spite in vinyl form. All of it is sticker-sized and none of it is getting invited back to Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$15, 5 stickers, wrangled by hand with the confidence of a woman who has never once read the instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003esaddle up. hold your horses. actually don't, just check out. godspeed, partner.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48565854273673,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/4_29e519ca-c0e4-4b9a-bedd-cd4d920c331d.png?v=1792783389"},{"product_id":"bookish-mystery-sticker-pack","title":"Bookish Mystery Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay so here's the deal. You own more books than shelves. You have a TBR pile that could legally be considered a fire hazard. You've said \"just one more chapter\" at 1am and meant it as a threat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get 5 stickers from the bookish pile, and no, you don't get to pick. Think of it as a blind date with a book, except it's 5 dates and they all stick to your Kindle. Could be enemies to lovers. Could be morally grey. Could be about libraries and why they're for everyone (they are). Plot twist energy guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$15, 5 stickers, chosen by someone who has absolutely judged a book by its cover and been right every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eadd to cart. annotate responsibly. godspeed, reader.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48565854371977,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/2_5db951c3-5de8-471f-8daa-94a764c1474e.png?v=1792783277"},{"product_id":"i-hope-this-email-kills-us-both-mystery-sticker-pack","title":"I Hope This Email Kills Us Both Mystery Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eOkay so here's the deal. You've circled back. You've touched base. You've said \"per my last email\" in a tone that could peel paint. You've been on a call that should have been an email that should have been nothing at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou get 5 stickers from the corporate hell pile. Which 5 is confidential, pending further alignment with key stakeholders (me. I'm the stakeholder). Slap them on your work laptop and let them say what HR won't let you say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$15, 5 stickers, curated with the energy of someone who just got \"quick question?\" on Slack at 4:59pm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ehope this finds you well. it won't. godspeed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48565854503049,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/3_2599df36-3e60-4269-9e25-f05716d06f35.png?v=1792783121"},{"product_id":"black-cat-energy-mystery-sticker-pack","title":"Black Cat Energy Mystery Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOkay so here’s the deal. You knock things off tables (metaphorically, hopefully). You want affection, but only on your terms and only for 4 seconds. People say you’re bad luck. 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You’ve stared at the ceiling at 2am wondering what any of this is for. You’ve opened the fridge, looked inside, and closed it like the answer might be in there. You’ve asked “who am I?” and nobody answered, including you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou get 5 stickers from the abyss. Which 5? We’re all just random chance, babe, and so is this pack. 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