{"title":"Long-Sleeve T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSoft, comfy long sleeve tees with bold, sarcastic designs for book lovers, feminists, witchy weirdos, and chaos gremlins. Perfect for layering, lounging, protesting, or dramatically staring out a window.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"less-people-more-cats-t-shirt-in-heather-natural","title":"Less People, More Cats Long Sleeve T-Shirt in Heather Natural","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e(Unisex Long Sleeve Tee | Sizes XS–3XL)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor: Heather Natural | Size Range: XS–3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSee additional photos for fit + washing guides.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMeet your new favorite long sleeve — soft as hell, ethically made, and fully grump-approved. Printed with a raised, textured DTF design you can actually feel, each shirt is hand-pressed by me (your resident chaotic gremlin with a heat press) and built to survive years of cozy chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCrafted using Bella + Canvas’ premium \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e3501 Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this top fits like your most-loved favorite: classic crew neck, perfect-length sleeves, and fabric so dreamy it might make you rethink every shirt you’ve ever owned. It’s basically the long-sleeve cousin of the 3001 — dependable, flattering, and stupidly soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e✨ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eClassic fit with unisex sizing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLong sleeves with rib-knit cuffs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSide-seamed for structure + longevity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeather Colors:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester (4.2 oz, 32 single)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAthletic Heather:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 90% combed\/ring-spun cotton, 10% poly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Heather CVC:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 90% Airlume combed + ring-spun cotton, 10% poly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSizes: \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eXS–3XL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e💸 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy is this $35?\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause we give a damn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis long sleeve is ethically sourced, hand-pressed, and produced with eco-conscious methods that aren’t destroying the planet for fun:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🌎 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWater Reduction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Bella + Canvas uses bluesign®-approved dyes and advanced water reclamation, keeping toxins out of your clothes \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e our ecosystems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⚡ \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy Reduction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Made in facilities with solar power, motion-sensing LED lighting, natural skylights, and EV charging (the sun provides, corporate America should learn).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e♻️ \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWaste Reduction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Fabric scraps are recycled into pet beds, bibs, and other soft goodies instead of rotting in landfills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🧵 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA \u0026amp; Central America Production\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Cut and dyed in some of the most advanced, transparent, ethically monitored facilities in the Western Hemisphere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🏆 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFLA Accredited + WRAP Certified\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Bella + Canvas is one of only ~30 companies worldwide with Fair Labor Accreditation. Elite AND ethical? Hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eTL;DR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s cute. It’s soft. It’s ethically made. It supports multiple small businesses. It makes you hotter. (Not scientifically proven but spiritually correct.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign Credit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eArtwork used in this product is purchased from a DTF printer or directly from the artist, always with a valid commercial license.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grumpy Greetings Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44932035707017,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1636\/1865\/files\/3501-natural.png?v=1763362065"},{"product_id":"endless-tbr-skeleton-long-sleeve-t-shirt-in-athletic-heather","title":"Endless TBR Skeleton Long Sleeve T-Shirt in Athletic Heather","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e(Unisex Long Sleeve Tee | Sizes XS–3XL)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor: Athletic Heather | Size Range: XS–3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSee additional photos for fit + washing guides.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMeet your new favorite long sleeve — soft as hell, ethically made, and fully grump-approved. 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It’s basically the long-sleeve cousin of the 3001 — dependable, flattering, and stupidly soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e✨ \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eClassic fit with unisex sizing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLong sleeves with rib-knit cuffs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSide-seamed for structure + longevity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeather Colors:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester (4.2 oz, 32 single)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAthletic Heather:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 90% combed\/ring-spun cotton, 10% poly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Heather CVC:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 90% Airlume combed + ring-spun cotton, 10% poly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSizes: \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eXS–3XL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e💸 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy is this $35?\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause we give a damn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis long sleeve is ethically sourced, hand-pressed, and produced with eco-conscious methods that aren’t destroying the planet for fun:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🌎 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWater Reduction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Bella + Canvas uses bluesign®-approved dyes and advanced water reclamation, keeping toxins out of your clothes \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e our ecosystems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e⚡ \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEnergy Reduction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Made in facilities with solar power, motion-sensing LED lighting, natural skylights, and EV charging (the sun provides, corporate America should learn).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e♻️ \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWaste Reduction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Fabric scraps are recycled into pet beds, bibs, and other soft goodies instead of rotting in landfills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🧵 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA \u0026amp; Central America Production\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Cut and dyed in some of the most advanced, transparent, ethically monitored facilities in the Western Hemisphere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e🏆 \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFLA Accredited + WRAP Certified\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – Bella + Canvas is one of only ~30 companies worldwide with Fair Labor Accreditation. 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